flying high in pizza sky

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat:
hello this is my favorite video ever please please
el muchacho monday

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid stupid
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid lazy
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid ugly
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid worthless
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid idiot
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid fat

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids gender
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids sexuality
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids grades
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids hobbies
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids mental illness

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kid or call them names

teenagerposts:

Sometimes the caption makes all the difference

everythingfox:

“I am fierce!”
(via)

cremedelabrulee:

birdschoolforbirds:
sapphicmoonlight:
I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine
this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received
rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

upsettiespaghettie:

the best part about concerts is that they’re always slightly shit. i love that i am at my very happiest after being shoved for 2 hours, with aching feet, ringing ears, and a dizzy head. it’s such a weird buzz or pure, overwhelming joy

chamiryokuroi:

rainy-days-will-never-end:
dietmountainmadewka:
relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:
cathugging:
relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:
philhollywood:
I always wondered about this room. Where is it?
Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
behind the garage
And that’s the end of that mystery
why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents
Homer is a nuclear engineer
This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

under-the-arch:

sandersstudies:
sandersstudies:
Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.
And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.
Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

theyoungestwhateleydaughter:

mikedukakis:
Me rn:
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